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- Who's that funny
looking guy, dad?

2
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- That's your Uncle
Bud, and that's

3
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the car I smashed up for him.

4
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- Smashed up?
- Yeah.

5
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I was just a kid
pretending to drive,

6
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and somehow I
released the break.

7
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And the car rolled down the
driveway into the garage

8
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and tore the door
right off the hinges.

9
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- Jeepers, were you hurt?

10
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- No, but boy, I was scared.

11
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I made Bud promise
not to tell Dad.

12
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- But did he ever find
out what really happened?

13
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- Yes, he did.

14
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When-- when he saw the
car and lit into Bud, I--

15
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I told him, of course, but,
well, Bud hadn't said a word.

16
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He kept his promise.

17
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- That sure was nice of
Uncle Bud, wasn't it?

18
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- Yes, it was, but I think
a better word is loyal.

19
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When Uncle Bud made a
promise, he kept it.

20
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- I guess I take after Uncle Bud,
dad, because I'm loyal, too.

21
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I always keep my promises.

22
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- Well, I'm glad
to hear that, son.

23
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I hope you're always loyal to
your family and your friends.

24
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- Are you loyal, dad?

25
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- Well, I-- I think so.

26
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I try to be.

27
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- Swell, because
today's the day, you

28
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promised to take me
downtown and show

29
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me that super automatic
self-loading missile gun.

30
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- But-- well, OK.

31
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I guess if I can
shoot my mouth off,

32
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you can shoot off a missile gun.

33
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Come on.

34
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[theme song]

35
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- That missile gun's
the greatest, dad.

36
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Are you going to buy it for me?

37
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It only costs $5.

38
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- Dennis, I told you
I'd pay for half of it.

39
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You can get it when you've
saved your half of the money.

40
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- I got a dollar and a
half in my piggy bank.

41
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- Then you're going to
need one more dollar.

42
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[music playing]

43
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- Hey, look, Dad, Mrs. Elkins.

44
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- This is Mrs. Elkins
campaign headquarters.

45
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She's running for
assembly woman.

46
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- Yeah, she made a speech
to the school yesterday,

47
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and she told us to be sure and
remind our parents to vote.

48
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- Getting to the kids, huh?

49
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That's pretty smart.

50
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- Well, I don't know, Dad.

51
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What if the kids
reminded their parents

52
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to vote for somebody else?

53
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- Well, you've got a point there.

54
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- Can we go in, dad, and
see what's going on?

55
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- Well, OK.

56
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But just for a minute, son.

57
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- Well I hope you can, Agnes.

58
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Every vote counts.

59
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Henry!

60
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I'll talk to you later.

61
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- Hi, Mrs. Elkins.

62
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We just dropped by
to with you luck.

63
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- Yeah.

64
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Boy, Mrs. Elkins, you must
be getting real famous.

65
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Everywhere I go, I see your
face staring out at me.

66
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- That's great.

67
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She'll appreciate that.

68
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Goodbye.

69
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Just a second, boys.

70
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- So you see, I
have my hands full.

71
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- Excuse me, Lucy.

72
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I set that lady's
club thing for Friday.

73
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- Oh, fine.

74
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Thanks.

75
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Henry, you know Mr. Adams,
cashier of the bank.

76
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- Yes, of course.
How are you, Mr. Adams?

77
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- Mr. Adams is kindly
donating his services

78
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as my campaign manager.

79
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Aren't you, Oliver?

80
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- Glad to do it, Lucy.

81
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Oh, excuse me.

82
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All right, boys.

83
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Be here tomorrow
right after school,

84
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and I'll assign you a territory.

85
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- How much are we going
to get for delivering

86
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these circulars, Mr. Adams?

87
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- You'll each get
a dollar, probably

88
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the easiest dollar
you ever made.

89
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- Did you hear that, dad?

90
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- Come on, son.
Bye, Mrs. Elkins.

91
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- Thank you for coming.

92
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- Just make sure
you're on time, boys.

93
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- Wait a minute, dad.

94
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That's how I can make
that dollar, delivering

95
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circulars tomorrow
afternoon after school.

96
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Ask him, dad.

97
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Ask Mrs. Elkins.

98
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- Ask me what, Dennis?

99
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- Can I deliver some
circulars too, Mrs. Elkins?

100
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- Dennis--
- I don't know, Dennis.

101
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I mean--

102
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- I'll work real
hard, Mrs. Elkins.

103
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Honest I will.

104
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- But we're using
boys of 14 and over.

105
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You're so young, I
don't know whether we

106
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can depend on boys of your age.

107
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- Sure you can.

108
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Golly, I--

109
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- Don't be a pest, Dennis.

110
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Maybe next election time
you can deliver some.

111
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Bye, Mrs. Elkins.

112
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- I'm sorry about the
circulars, Dennis,

113
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but thank you for your
willingness to help.

114
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- You welcome.

115
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But I was willing to
make a dollar, too.

116
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- Think you can work
out here, dear?

117
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- What choice have I?

118
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I can't work inside
with the house

119
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all torn up for paper hangars,
carpenters, and painters.

120
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- Now, dear, it
won't last forever.

121
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- My publisher told
me on the phone

122
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that he would be here tomorrow
afternoon at 4 o'clock.

123
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Now why you had to
pick this time--

124
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- Dear, we didn't know that until
he telephoned us this morning,

125
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and I'd already ordered
the paper hangars.

126
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- Everything all topsy-turvy!

127
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- Now dear, don't you worry.

128
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You can have your
conference tomorrow

129
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right here on the patio.

130
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It'll be nice and quite,
and I'll serve tea,

131
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and everything will be lovely.

132
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Mr.Winfield will understand.

133
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- Well, I'd better get at it.

134
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He thinks I have this
article on Tahiti finished,

135
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and I'm not half done.

136
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- Well, you just stop worrying
and get started on your work.

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- All right, Eloise.

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- If you want anything,
dear, just yell.

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- "In the dazzling splendor
of a Tahitian sunset,

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I watched a mother
tenderly caress

141
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her brown-skinned infant."

142
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Well, not bad, not bad.

143
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"The infant--"

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[tapping sound]

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[tapping sound]

146
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[tapping sound]

147
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[tapping sound]

148
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- Ah ha!

149
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Caught you, didn't I!

150
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Go south!

151
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It's time!

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[tapping sound]

153
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[tapping sound]

154
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[tapping sound]

155
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Dennis!

156
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Must you make so much noise?

157
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- I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson.

158
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- Well, I don't mean to
snap at you, Dennis,

159
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but I'm trying desperately
to get some work done.

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What are you looking
so glum about?

161
00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,822
- Aw, it's that Mrs. Elkins.

162
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She won't let me deliver
circulars for a dollar tomorrow

163
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afternoon after
school because she

164
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thinks I'm too young
to be depended on,

165
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and dad won't let me
get a swell new missile

166
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gun until I pay my half.

167
00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,536
- Well, I've got
problems with my own.

168
00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:20,305
- Now I'll have to stick
around the house all tomorrow

169
00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,541
afternoon with nothing to do.

170
00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,209
- Oh, you'll think of something.

171
00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,544
- Hey, I know.

172
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I could build my new tree
house right there in my yard.

173
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And maybe if you have time,
you could help me, Mr. Wilson.

174
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- No, I can tell you tomorrow
afternoon, Dennis, I--

175
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a tree house there in the yard?

176
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Oh, no, Dennis.

177
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I can't have hammering going on
around here tomorrow afternoon.

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My publisher is
coming over, and I

179
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have to have a
conference with him.

180
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It's very important.

181
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We're going over contracts.

182
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He's reviewing an
article I'm writing.

183
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It's-- oh, tomorrow
afternoon-- tomorrow afternoon,

184
00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,478
you are delivering circulars.

185
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,280
- But Mrs. Elkins said--

186
00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,015
- Is it all right
with your parents?

187
00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,016
- Oh, sure.

188
00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,351
- Then don't worry
about Mrs. Elkins.

189
00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:06,585
I'll take care of her.

190
00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,387
My car's in the garage.

191
00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:11,557
- Jeepers, Mr. Wilson, you
sure are a good friend.

192
00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,059
I just tell you my
troubles, and right away you

193
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drop everything and help me out.

194
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[music playing]

195
00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:26,505
- Mrs. Elkins, how can you
doubt this boy's dependability?

196
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I assure you, Mrs.
Elkins, Dennis

197
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is both dependable and loyal.

198
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Isn't that right, Dennis?

199
00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:32,911
- Yes, sir.

200
00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,847
Loyalty runs in my family.

201
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,648
My Uncle Bud was a real--

202
00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,418
- Uh, um, yes-- um, what
about it, Mrs. Elkins?

203
00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,652
Does Dennis get the job?

204
00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,956
- Well, I'd like to give
Dennis the job, but--

205
00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,057
- When you refuse him
only because of age,

206
00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,693
you are discriminating,
and that's bad.

207
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,094
- Indeed?

208
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It's a pity you didn't have such
lofty sentiments last month.

209
00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:53,899
- Last month?

210
00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,669
- When I called on you in my
appeal for campaign funds.

211
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You spoke quite
differently then.

212
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,473
- Well, I-- uh--

213
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,510
- I believe you
said, "Women, they

214
00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:08,213
ought to stick to
their kitchen sinks."

215
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,517
That sounds discriminatory
to me, Mr. Wilson.

216
00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,852
- Oh, well, I'm sorry
about that, Mrs. Elkins.

217
00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,588
I, uh, wasn't myself that day.

218
00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,590
But I feel differently now.

219
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,025
- Really?

220
00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,829
Well, I had you down
for $25, Mr. Wilson.

221
00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,364
- $25?
- Yes.

222
00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,233
Of course, I know you'd
like to give more,

223
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,236
but Mr. Howard on
your block gave $25,

224
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,238
and if I asked you
for more, he might

225
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think I was discriminating.

226
00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,544
- Uh, $25.

227
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:41,647
There's $25.

228
00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:42,848
Now, what about Dennis?

229
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:45,517
- Well, in view of your
generous contribution,

230
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,954
I suppose I can
make an exception.

231
00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,755
Dennis, you be here
tomorrow afternoon,

232
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,657
and mind you do a good job.

233
00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:52,959
- I will.

234
00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,560
Thanks a lot, Mrs. Elkins.

235
00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:57,596
Oh, boy, I'm gonna make
that dollar after all.

236
00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,132
- Well, let's get out of here
before she has you contributing

237
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,368
that dollar to
her campaign fund.

238
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,337
[music playing]

239
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,907
- How long do you
think it'll take

240
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,510
you to deliver your
circulars tomorrow, Dennis?

241
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,611
You missed.

242
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,246
{\an8}- I don't know,
Tommy, but mom says

243
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,849
{\an8}I have to be home before dark.

244
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,918
- Ah, mom's are all alike.
"Be home before dark.

245
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,086
Be home before dark."

246
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,122
First they want you to
be home before dark,

247
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,424
then they tell you not
to be afraid of the dark.

248
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:28,227
- Yeah, parents sure get
things mixed up, all right.

249
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,596
- Boy, I wish I could make a
dollar delivering circulars

250
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,196
tomorrow.

251
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:32,297
Reckon I could?

252
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,066
- Well, I don't know, Tommy.

253
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:34,900
You're too young.

254
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,669
- What do you mean, too young?

255
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,837
I was born the
same day you were.

256
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,540
- Yeah, you were born
4:30 in the afternoon,

257
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,009
and I was born
4:30 that morning.

258
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,711
- Oh, yeah.

259
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,413
- Mrs. Elkins thought
I was too young,

260
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,549
but good old Mr. Wilson
fixed that up for me.

261
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,918
- Well, maybe I could help
you deliver your circulars.

262
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,887
I'll help you for $0.25.

263
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,523
- I don't need any help, Tommy.

264
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,624
- Please, Dennis?

265
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,459
I gotta have some
money by Saturday.

266
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,227
It's mom's birthday,
and I wanted

267
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,129
to get her something
for a surprise.

268
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,864
- Well, all right.

269
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,434
Jeepers, what can you
get good for a quarter?

270
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:12,671
- Not much, but I can get her
something good for $0.50.

271
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,641
- Well, all right, Tommy,
but that's all you can have.

272
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:21,146
- Jeepers, if I paid you anymore,
I'd been working for you.

273
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,615
- All right, boys, I divide
the circulars into batches,

274
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,584
and on each one you'll
see a boy's name

275
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,619
and the territory he's to cover.

276
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:31,824
For instance, this one says
"Charles Lang, Plummer Street,

277
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,259
West to Flower Avenue,
north on Flower

278
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,794
all the way to the lake."

279
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,963
All right, Tully, this is yours.

280
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,531
Now then, any questions?

281
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,499
- Yeah.

282
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,600
Charlie can't swim.

283
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,836
What if he falls in the lake?

284
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,104
- Hah hah.

285
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,805
- Very funny, McNulty.

286
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,140
Now then, when
you finish, report

287
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,109
back here, OK, that's it.

288
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,611
Now then, let's do a
bang up, crackerjack job.

289
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:53,479
Off with you.

290
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,382
Come on, let's go.
- Psst!

291
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,350
Dennis!

292
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,719
- Tommy, where have you been?

293
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,254
- Aw, mom's giving me a bad time.

294
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,889
She says because
my grades are low,

295
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,291
I have to stay in every
afternoon and study,

296
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,426
but I sneaked out.

297
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,228
Come on, let's get to work.

298
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,397
- Jeepers, Tommy, do
you think you should?

299
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,564
- Well, I've got to.

300
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,066
It's my only chance
to earn money

301
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,301
for my mom's birthday present.

302
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,303
- Well, I guess it's all right.

303
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,938
- But you got to
promise you won't

304
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,508
tell a should about me
sneaking out to help you.

305
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,142
- I promise.

306
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,610
- Cross your heart?

307
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,613
- Tommy, when I make
a promise, I keep it.

308
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,647
That's being loyal.

309
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,082
Come on!

310
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,987
[music playing]

311
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:34,988
- Hey, you!

312
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:43,395
Hey, kid, do me a favor, change
territories with me, huh?

313
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,863
- What do you want
to do that for?

314
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,432
- Well, I met my
girlfriend, and she

315
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,700
lives in the
territory you've got.

316
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:50,436
And if you'd swap with
me, I could walk her home.

317
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,704
- Gee, I don't know.

318
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,172
- Ah, what's the
difference as long

319
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,907
as the circulars get delivered?

320
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,442
Besides, it's a
good deal for you.

321
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,244
Your territory's full of hills.

322
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,213
- Well, all right.

323
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:03,582
- Thanks, kid.

324
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,851
See you around.

325
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,459
- Boy, what a dope, swapping
a good territory just

326
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,661
to walk home with a girl.

327
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,197
- Yeah, but maybe
he's not to dopey.

328
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,665
- Well, what do you mean?

329
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,834
- Well, he probably just
wants his girlfriend

330
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,168
to help him deliver
his circulars.

331
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,170
Come on.

332
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,112
- How you doing, Tommy?

333
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,179
- OK.

334
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,081
I'll bet I'm through
before you are.

335
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,083
- I bet you're not!

336
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,086
[music playing]

337
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,478
- How to succeed in business
without really trying.

338
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,481
[music playing]

339
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,963
[baby crying]

340
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,072
- Boy, I'm pooped.

341
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,907
We sure did that fast.
- Yeah.

342
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,409
Come on, let's go get our money.

343
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,844
- You go get it.

344
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,513
I got to rush home before my mom
finds out I'm not in my room.

345
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,750
And don't forget your
promise not to tell on me.

346
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:47,119
- Jeepers, Tommy, suppose
your mom did find out.

347
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,687
You did it for her.

348
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,390
She wouldn't have any
reason to get mad.

349
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,591
- Are you kiddin'?

350
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,693
Since when do parents
need a reason to get mad.

351
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,161
I'll see you later Dennis.

352
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:59,098
- Bye, Tommy.

353
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,166
- You know, Dennis, you're
the first one back.

354
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,635
How did you get done so quickly?

355
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:08,607
- Well, I had Tom-- well, I
mean, I just worked fast.

356
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,910
- You must have, but you did
a bang up, crackerjack job,

357
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,678
I hope.

358
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,613
- Oh, yes sir, I sure did.

359
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,681
- Fine.

360
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,749
- Thanks, Mr. Adams.

361
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,150
- Don't mention it, son.

362
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,518
You earned it.

363
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,287
It's good to earn money by
doing honest work, isn't it?

364
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,056
Gives you a good feeling, right?

365
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,124
- You bet.

366
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,927
It gives you a real bang
up, crackerjack feeling.

367
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,934
- I found them right here
just about an hour ago.

368
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,269
- Dennis Mitchell.

369
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,904
Well, of all!

370
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,507
- I just thought you ought
to know, Mrs. Elkins.

371
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,977
I mean, you won't get
many votes this way.

372
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,878
- Well, no, I should say not.

373
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:49,148
I knew in my bones I
should've said no to Dennis.

374
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,416
Well, thank you very much.

375
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,418
- Well, you're very welcome.

376
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,992
- It was a great afternoon.

377
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,894
That publisher of mine really
flipped over my article,

378
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,328
actually flipped.

379
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,464
I had no trouble with
the contract after that.

380
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,198
- Hah!

381
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,232
That's wonderful, John.

382
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,834
- We're so happy for you.

383
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:12,037
- And when he said, "Wilson,
this calls for bonus,"

384
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,038
then I flipped.

385
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,207
- [laughing]

386
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,176
- Oh, by the way,
Mr. Wilson, I don't

387
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,945
believe we thanked
you for arranging it

388
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,313
so that Dennis could
deliver the circulars.

389
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,049
He's out working now, and
he's tickled pink about it.

390
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,317
- Oh, nonsense.

391
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,619
It was a pleasure to get
him out of the-- get him out

392
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,689
of the-- job, give
the boy a chance

393
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,858
to earn some money for himself.

394
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,692
[doorbell]

395
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,294
- I'll get it.

396
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:35,962
Excuse me.

397
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,067
Why, Mrs. Elkins, come in.

398
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,302
- Hello, Henry.

399
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,703
- Hello, Mrs. Elkins.

400
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,171
Won't you come in and sit down?

401
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,074
- No, thank you.

402
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,776
Oh, I see you have company.

403
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,111
- Oh, yes.

404
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,980
Mr. Wilson came over to
give us some very good news.

405
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,516
- Well, I with I
could do the same.

406
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,385
Is, um, is Dennis home?

407
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,219
- No, he isn't.

408
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,154
Well, what is it, Mrs. Elkins?

409
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,355
Is something wrong?

410
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,159
- Oh, Alice, I don't
know how to say this.

411
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,162
{\an8}Here, see for yourself.

412
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,263
{\an8}- I don't understand.

413
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,199
{\an8}- What-- you mean you
think that Dennis?

414
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,302
- These were found in an ash
barrel on Bradford Street.

415
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,038
That was Dennis's territory.

416
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,807
His name is right on
them, and Mr. Adams

417
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,809
said he finished
and was back long

418
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,878
before the other boys were.

419
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,646
- Well, I don't
understand this at all.

420
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,749
Why would Dennis do
a thing like that?

421
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,418
- Oh, now, just a minute.

422
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,852
That's ridiculous.

423
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,587
Dennis is too fine
a boy to do any--

424
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,289
- Excuse me, John.

425
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,758
Mrs. Elkins, I assure you,
when Dennis returns home,

426
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,627
we'll get to the bottom of this.

427
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,795
- Yes.

428
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,330
He may have some very
logical explanation.

429
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,232
I hope so.

430
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,302
Well, I must get back to
my campaign headquarters.

431
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,939
- Oh, Mrs. Elkins, could you
leave those with us, please?

432
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,075
- Oh, certainly.

433
00:17:56,076 --> 00:18:01,413
I want you to know I feel
just awful about this.

434
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,248
Of course, in a way,
it was my fault.

435
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:09,021
I knew Dennis was pretty young,
but I was unduly influenced.

436
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,890
- Yes, $25 worth.

437
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,830
- Oh, dear.

438
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,833
What do you think?

439
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,267
- Could be our
son's first attempt

440
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,036
to get something for nothing.

441
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:26,305
- You know, Mrs.
Elkins might be right.

442
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,340
I was responsible for
his getting the job,

443
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,210
and if he's in trouble,
then I'm partly to blame.

444
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,277
- Oh, come now, John.

445
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,046
You couldn't possibly
have had any idea

446
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,047
that Dennis was going to--

447
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,048
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hey, mom!

448
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:36,950
Hey, dad!

449
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,417
Oh, hi, Mr. Wilson.

450
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,786
Hey, dad, guess what
Stevie Austin got.

451
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,121
A new box kite.

452
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:46,525
Boy, I bet we had it up
there about a thousand feet.

453
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,327
- Dennis, those circulars you
delivered this afternoon?

454
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,062
- I got my dollar.

455
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,797
- Never mind.

456
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,466
Son, did you deliver
them conscientiously?

457
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,734
I mean, did you--

458
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,870
- Did I good off, you mean?

459
00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,071
- That's exactly what I mean.

460
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,073
Did you goof off?

461
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:05,044
- Well, I didn't quite
deliver all of the circulars.

462
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:06,078
- You didn't?

463
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,346
- No.

464
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:13,018
You see, it was somebody's
birth-- uh, well, uh,

465
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,287
I just kept one for souvenir.

466
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,326
- Do you recognize these?

467
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,795
- They're mine.

468
00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:25,130
I mean, they were
mine, but I swapped

469
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,866
with a guy who wanted
to be with his girl.

470
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,034
- You swapped with a guy?

471
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,669
Who?

472
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,638
- I don't know.

473
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,640
- You don't know?

474
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:38,577
- His name was McNutty
or something like that.

475
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,547
- McNutty?
- Yeah.

476
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,889
- Jeepers, what's everybody
looking at me for?

477
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,258
It's the truth.

478
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,060
- Excuse me, Alice, Henry.

479
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,562
I have an idea.

480
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,162
- Mr. Wilson?

481
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,364
- Yes, Dennis?

482
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,033
- You think I'm telling
the truth, don't you?

483
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,634
- I don't know.

484
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,403
I think so.

485
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,777
- Dennis, Mrs. Elkins said
you were the first one back,

486
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,246
that you got back long
before the other boys.

487
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,181
Now, if you delivered
all the circulars,

488
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,649
how do you explain that?

489
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,487
- Well, I guess I just found a
way to deliver circulars fast.

490
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,522
- How could you deliver
the circulars faster

491
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,524
than the older boys?

492
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:31,930
- I can't talk about that, dad.

493
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,366
- Well, you're going to deliver
these fast, and right now.

494
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,167
- But dad--

495
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,168
- No buts, Dennis.

496
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,670
Just get going.

497
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:38,871
- Honey, it's a
little chilly out.

498
00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:40,005
Maybe he should take a sweater.

499
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,107
- All right, son.
Run up and get your sweater.

500
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,175
- Jeepers, dad, I--

501
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:48,947
- We'll discuss it
when you get home!

502
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,916
Honey, what could I do?

503
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,919
His fairy stories
about finding ways

504
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,923
of delivering circulars faster,
swapping territories with a kid

505
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,526
he couldn't even remember.

506
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,327
- That's right, Mr. Adams.

507
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:05,164
Can you give me the names
of all of those boys?

508
00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:10,569
Yes, Johnny Lang, Dennis
Mitchell, Richard Tanner,

509
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,405
Ted McNulty--
that's it, McNulty.

510
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:16,275
Do you know where he lives?

511
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,443
Oh, good, good.

512
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,644
That's right nearby.

513
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,778
Thank you.

514
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,682
[music playing]

515
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,151
- And may I please have the
dollar you got form Mr. Adams?

516
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,354
It's time you learned that
you don't get anything

517
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,422
in this world
without earning it.

518
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,357
- Except a balling out.

519
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,725
- Never mind.

520
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:35,094
Just yesterday you were
telling me how loyal you are.

521
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,795
{\an8}You think it's loyal
to throw Mrs. Elkins's

522
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,931
{\an8}circulars in an ash can?

523
00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:40,232
{\an8}- How about you, dad?

524
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,901
{\an8}You said you were loyal,
too, and a loyal dad

525
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,371
{\an8}ought to believe his kid
when he tells him something.

526
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,872
{\an8}And I tell you
I-- wait a minute.

527
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,841
{\an8}I'm going to call Tommy.

528
00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:50,143
{\an8}- Let him call, dear.

529
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,815
[phone ringing]

530
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,583
- Hello?

531
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,817
- Hello, Tommy?

532
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,085
- Oh, hi, Dennis.

533
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,854
Hey, you don't have to
keep your promise anymore.

534
00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:03,689
Mom knows I sneaked out.

535
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,858
- Tommy, I want
you to tell my dad

536
00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:07,226
that we did deliver
those circulars.

537
00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:08,660
Will you, Tommy?

538
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,096
And tell him how I
swapped with that kid,

539
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:14,166
and how I got through fast
because you helped, and I

540
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,901
promised not to tell on you.

541
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:16,970
Go ahead, Tommy.

542
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:17,904
Here, dad.

543
00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:24,843
- Yes, Tommy, I'm listening.

544
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,245
- Hey, take it easy, will ya?

545
00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:28,914
- I don't care how many dates
you have this afternoon,

546
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:32,184
Mr. McNulty.
This comes first.

547
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,385
- Yes, Tommy.

548
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,420
Yes, thank you.

549
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,388
Thank you, I understand.

550
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:39,224
Thank you very much.

551
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,759
- I'll see you tomorrow, Tommy.

552
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,895
Hey, did your mom
give you a licking?

553
00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:44,096
- Nah.

554
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:45,864
She wasn't half as mad
as I thought she'd be.

555
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,266
- Boy, that's swell.

556
00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:50,269
Bye.

557
00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:52,838
- Oh, Dennis, we're so ashamed.

558
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:54,340
- We misjudged you, son.

559
00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:57,142
Knowing you the way we do,
we should have believed you.

560
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,411
- Can you forgive us, dear?

561
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,546
- That's OK.

562
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,681
Boy, the way I told
that story, I almost

563
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,784
didn't believe it myself.

564
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,620
[doorbell]

565
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:13,158
- Friends, meet Ted McNulty,
alias McNutty, trash barrel

566
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,526
filler deluxe.

567
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,229
Ted has something to
say to you, Dennis.

568
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,565
- I'm sorry I got you
into trouble, kid.

569
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,667
I'll explain everything
to Mrs. Elkins.

570
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:22,969
- Thanks, McNutty.

571
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,703
- My name's NcNulty.

572
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,872
- Aren't you forgetting
something, lad?

573
00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:27,640
The circulars?

574
00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:32,544
- Oh, yeah.

575
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,382
- And don't plan on seeing
your girlfriend this time.

576
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,687
- Thank you, John.

577
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:44,757
- I guess he really was
gone on that girl of his.

578
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:48,660
- Boy, how can a guy get
that way about a girl?

579
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,462
- Well, it's hard
to explain, Dennis.

580
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:54,900
It has something to do
with, uh, chemistry.

581
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:55,901
- Chemistry?

582
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,202
Jeepers, I'll tell
you one thing.

583
00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:59,104
I'm not going to take
chemistry in school

584
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,373
if that's what it does to you.

585
00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:04,243
[laughter]

586
00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:05,711
- Come on, Tommy.

587
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,347
You better step on it or
we'll be late for school.

588
00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:10,349
- Yeah.

589
00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:13,886
So like I was saying, instead
of giving me a licking,

590
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,320
mom kisses me.

591
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,289
Boy, I can't figure her out.

592
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:21,060
- If you think she's hard to
understand, what about my dad?

593
00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:23,629
He took my dollar
away, then this morning

594
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,631
he gives me two dollars back.

595
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,166
- What was the other dollar for?

596
00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:28,500
- That's just it.

597
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,703
First he says you
can't get anything

598
00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:33,806
in this world for nothing,
then for no reason at all,

599
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,407
he gives me an extra dollar.

600
00:24:35,408 --> 00:24:39,144
Boy, you can really go crazy
trying to figure parents out.

601
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:51,090
{\an8}Yeah.

602
00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:52,992
[theme music]

603
00:25:29,129 --> 00:25:29,229
ANNOUNCER: This has been seen
a Screen Gems film production.


